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Behind-the-Scenes & Outtakes


"Laughter is the key to happiness."
The keyboard unexpectedly explodes when struck with a hammer. Scientists speculate that this is a defense mechanism when the hardware senses danger.
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"Urine show business now, kid."
Our resident urination specialist teaches our actor the fine art of peeing. Remeber "the three C's:" Careful, Cleanly and... Corner.
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"Ballet 101"
Did you know you can actually pay intelligent IT professionals to prance around like little girls?
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"Running Man"
Our dance instructor pretends he's a teenager back in 1991 again, except without all the crying.
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"Maladroit Maphandling"
Our actor exposed the pitfalls of a loose grip.
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"The Legend Continues"
Quickly as you can, snatch the pebble from my hand. When you can take the pebble from my hand, you'll have a free pebble!
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"A Rocky Start"
Boxing gloves are hard to put on by yourself. I guess that's why they have trainers.
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"The King of Pop"
Watch a dance rehearsal while a weird guy walks around the set.
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"Fragrance Fumigation"
Watch as we secretly switch a can of air freshener with roach-killing spray. Results included a pleasing aroma, euphoria, and death.
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"Aim For the Head"
The director gets pelted with debris... again.
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Because chickens can't code.
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